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Post by Bon Bon on Sat Jul 07 2018, 09:21

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Post by Joanne1947 on Fri Oct 19 2018, 14:15

That's another good one, Windy, lol.


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Post by hapyfaceEve70 on Sun Oct 21 2018, 16:23

Thank you for the laughs today. Hugs Eve Very Happy
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Post by Windyredhead on Tue Oct 23 2018, 19:10

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Post by Joanne1947 on Tue Oct 23 2018, 19:17

Good one, Windy, lmao.

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Post by hapyfaceEve70 on Fri Oct 26 2018, 14:35

Thank you for the laughs today. Hugs Eve
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Post by Danny on Mon Oct 29 2018, 09:32

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Post by Windyredhead on Mon Oct 29 2018, 21:52

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Post by Joanne1947 on Tue Oct 30 2018, 11:59

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Post by hapyfaceEve70 on Thu Nov 01 2018, 15:34

Thank you for the laughs today. Hugs Eve
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Post by Windyredhead on Sat Nov 03 2018, 20:51

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.”

Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he’d give him a shot, so he gave him the job.

“You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.

“How many customers bought something from you today?” The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, “One”.
The boss says “Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day.

That will have to change, and soon, if you’d like to continue your employment here.
We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida.
One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you’re not on the farm anymore, son.”

The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day.
He asked (semi-sarcastically), “So, how much was your one sale for?”

The kid looks up at his boss and says “$101,237.65″.

The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?”

The kid says, “Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”

The boss said “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?”
The kid said “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.'”

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Post by Danny on Sat Nov 03 2018, 21:52

lol! rofl
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Post by Joanne1947 on Mon Nov 05 2018, 11:31

rofl rofl

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Post by Danny on Tue Nov 06 2018, 08:30

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Post by Joanne1947 on Tue Nov 06 2018, 12:23

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Post by hapyfaceEve70 on Wed Nov 07 2018, 17:57

Thank you for the laughs today. Hugs Eve thumbsup
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Post by Joanne1947 on Wed Nov 07 2018, 18:42

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Post by Joanne1947 on Thu Nov 08 2018, 15:23

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Post by Windyredhead on Fri Nov 09 2018, 19:30

The Twenty and the One
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.
As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.
The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean ."
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So, tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one-dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church ."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
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Post by Joanne1947 on Mon Nov 12 2018, 12:18

lol! lol!

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