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Post by Bon Bon on Sat Jul 07 2018, 09:21

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Post by Joanne1947 on Wed Sep 05 2018, 15:16

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Post by Windyredhead on Wed Sep 05 2018, 23:19

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a
big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has
a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire
state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defence attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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Post by Joanne1947 on Thu Sep 06 2018, 12:52

rofl

That is a good one, Windy.




My boss phoned me today. 


He said, "Is everything OK at the office?" I said, "It is all under control. It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. 

I said "Of course, What is it?" "Pick up the pace a little. 


I'm in the foursome behind you.

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Post by Bon Bon on Thu Sep 06 2018, 16:34

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for 

a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! 
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go...
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and

Becky Sue got pregnant...Then two years ago, you told me to 

go to the Bahamas. I went to the Bahamas and Becky Sue 

got pregnant again.Last year you suggested Tahiti. I went to 

Tahiti and darned if Becky Sue didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's

different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Becky Sue with me."

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Post by Joanne1947 on Sat Sep 08 2018, 11:47

Laughing2 Laughing2 JumpyExcite rofl

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Post by Windyredhead on Sun Sep 09 2018, 20:57

The Best Way To Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.
"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
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Post by Joanne1947 on Mon Sep 10 2018, 11:47

lol! lol! lol!

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Post by Bon Bon on Mon Sep 10 2018, 19:48

lol! lol!

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Post by Joanne1947 on Tue Sep 11 2018, 12:04

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Post by Joanne1947 on Thu Sep 13 2018, 11:33

Good ones, Bonnie, lol.

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Post by Windyredhead on Fri Sep 14 2018, 20:23

A couple more Groaners for you.

   

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Post by Joanne1947 on Sat Sep 15 2018, 15:24

Razz Razz Razz Razz Laughing2 Laughing2 Razz Razz Razz Razz

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Post by Joanne1947 on Sat Sep 15 2018, 19:12

Yikes!!!!! lol

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Post by Bon Bon on Sun Sep 16 2018, 19:19

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Post by Bon Bon on Mon Sep 17 2018, 15:49


don't remember if I used this one.

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Post by hapyfaceEve70 on Mon Sep 17 2018, 17:21

Thank you for the laughs. Hugs Eve lol!
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Post by Joanne1947 on Mon Sep 17 2018, 18:23

rofl rofl rofl

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Post by Windyredhead on Mon Sep 17 2018, 22:11

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days.
As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table.
The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.

"No thanks," said Doug. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."

"I'll have black coffee too," Bill said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."

The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.

"Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"
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Post by Joanne1947 on Tue Sep 18 2018, 19:18

lol! lol! lol!

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Post by Bon Bon on Wed Sep 19 2018, 15:00

This image brought such a huge smile to my face. I hope it does yours as well.  This is in Malwai where our church mission team goes.


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Post by Windyredhead on Wed Sep 19 2018, 17:59

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate ..
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,

Your son

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love,

Mom

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Post by Bon Bon on Wed Sep 19 2018, 18:31

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Post by Joanne1947 on Thu Sep 20 2018, 11:26

@Bon Bon wrote:This image brought such a huge smile to my face. I hope it does yours as well.  This is in Malwai where our church mission team goes.

Adorable.

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Post by Joanne1947 on Thu Sep 20 2018, 11:27

Lmbo Windy.

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